With apologies to all you early voters, here’s the first of our friendly reminders to get out there and vote.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my limited experience with clogged sewer lines, it’s that sometimes you’ve got to wade through a lot of crap before you get to the roots of the issue. So, to save you the trouble, I’ve done a bit of research and I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about.
Neither candidate has proposed a tax on butt cracks.
And that’s the bottom line.
Here’s one I originally created for the political blog 2 Hangmen.
The new Republican team,?Sarah Palin and?John McCain, make such a cute couple I couldn’t resist. I only hope Grant Wood will forgive me!
In fairness to Senator Obama I should point out that the $1 billion dollars is the amount he REQUESTED in earmarks for?Illinois?projects. AND that the actual total is closer to $800 million. And that he didn’t get all of it. Although, as a life-long Illinois resident, I can’t for the life of me figure out how those last two points are supposed to be good things.