With apologies to all you early voters, here’s the first of our friendly reminders to get out there and vote.
Joe the Plumber: No Tax on Butt Cracks
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my limited experience with clogged sewer lines, it’s that sometimes you’ve got to wade through a lot of crap before you get to the roots of the issue. So, to save you the trouble, I’ve done a bit of research and I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about.
Neither candidate has proposed a tax on butt cracks.
And that’s the bottom line.
The Economy: Opposing Viewpoints
Here’s one I originally created for the political blog 2 Hangmen.
The new Republican team,?Sarah Palin and?John McCain, make such a cute couple I couldn’t resist. I only hope Grant Wood will forgive me!
Obama: Change We Can Believe In
In fairness to Senator Obama I should point out that the $1 billion dollars is the amount he REQUESTED in earmarks for?Illinois?projects. AND that the actual total is closer to $800 million. And that he didn’t get all of it. Although, as a life-long Illinois resident, I can’t for the life of me figure out how those last two points are supposed to be good things.