Joe the Plumber: No Tax on Butt Cracks

Joe the Plumber at work
Joe the Plumber at work

Dear Joe,

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my limited experience with clogged sewer lines, it’s that sometimes you’ve got to wade through a lot of crap before you get to the roots of the issue. So, to save you the trouble, I’ve done a bit of research and I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about.

Neither candidate has proposed a tax on butt cracks.

And that’s the bottom line.