Dear Joe,
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my limited experience with clogged sewer lines, it’s that sometimes you’ve got to wade through a lot of crap before you get to the roots of the issue. So, to save you the trouble, I’ve done a bit of research and I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about.
Neither candidate has proposed a tax on butt cracks.
And that’s the bottom line.