Joe the Plumber: No Tax on Butt Cracks

Joe the Plumber at work
Joe the Plumber at work

Dear Joe,

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my limited experience with clogged sewer lines, it’s that sometimes you’ve got to wade through a lot of crap before you get to the roots of the issue. So, to save you the trouble, I’ve done a bit of research and I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about.

Neither candidate has proposed a tax on butt cracks.

And that’s the bottom line.

Obama: Change We Can Believe In

From your grateful fellow citizens of Illinois
Spare change?

In fairness to Senator Obama I should point out that the $1 billion dollars is the amount he REQUESTED in earmarks for?Illinois?projects. AND that the actual total is closer to $800 million. And that he didn’t get all of it. Although, as a life-long Illinois resident, I can’t for the life of me figure out how those last two points are supposed to be good things.