We three kings of Orient are…
… following our OnStar.
A celebration of the lighter side of the season.
We three kings of Orient are…
… following our OnStar.
Ever wonder what Santa does the other 364 days a year? TOONrefugee now exposes the shocking truth, Santa is Superman. While we may not be the first to suggest the possibility, we believe we’re the first to offer convincing proof. Consider:
Santa | Superman | |
Common Quote | Dash away! Dash Away! | Up, Up and Away! |
Costume | Wears red suit | Wears red briefs and cape |
Alias’ Initials | CK – Chris Kringle | CK – Clark Kent |
Weakness | Green Grinch | Green Kryptonite |
Headquarters | Workshop at North Pole | Fortress of Solitude in the arctic |
Flies | With help of reindeer | With help of yellow sun |
Pet | Flying Reindeer (Rudolf) | Flying dog (Krypto) |
And, not counting Macy’s Parade (where Superman appeared as a blimp), have you ever seen them together?
With the primary season being pushed back to New Year’s, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Forget the polar bears, can Al Gore save Santa?
Note: This is the second in my 12 Cartoons of Christmas: 2007 the Sequel series. I had doubts about being able to pull it off again this year but yesterday’s Santa Approved Guns ad inspired me to get started. I can still use a couple ideas if I’m going to make it to twelve before December 25, so I invite you to comment and submit your own ideas.
An ACTUAL AD that appears in the December 2, 2007 St. Louis Post-Dispatch (dead trees edition).
And to think I can remember when Santa didn’t even approve of Red Rider BB Guns because, “You’ll shoot your eye out.”
Which – tentatively – brings us to the end of our 12 Cartoons of Christmas series. Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!