With the temperature in the thirties, the Rockies hope to refind their hot streak and Boston is hoping those Red Sox come with battery powered heaters.
Sorry Cubs fans, I really wanted to root for you but it’s just not in my makeup. Anyway, you’re just one game away from “Wait ’til next year” for the 99th time!
*Now that the chemically-enhanced, armored-elbowed Mr. Bonds has earned his asterick in the Baseball Hall of Shame, TOONrefugee proposes the addition of a new term to the baseball lexicon to describe his future home runs: BLASTERISK.